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"Sidekicks" is a song from the episode "Sidekicked". It is sung by Itchy and Killer, who have been chained together after being cast aside by their "top dog"s Charlie and Carface.

Lyrics[]

[ITCHY]

Who's the dope the Top Dog relies on

There to throw them a bone?

[KILLER]

Whose shaggy shoulders are what he cries on

When he's whimperin' alone?

[ITCHY]

What's the gripe we can fraternize on

Like two bumps on two logs

[BOTH]

Sidekicks like us get treated like dogs


We're sidekicks, sidekicks

We're not the kibble, we're only the bits

Sidekicks, sidekicks

We're not the peach but the pits

Sidekicks, sidekicks

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride

Sidekicks, sidekicks

We're getting kicked to the side


[KILLER]

Though I didn't pick it, I'm Jiminy Cricket

[ITCHY]

It's no cause to gloat-o, but I become Toto

[KILLER] Like Brutus to Caesar

[ITCHY] Or Jekyll to Hyde

[BOTH]

We're being kicked to the side


[KILLER]

I move it upward, and you're a wiener

How'd we end up a team?

[ITCHY]

I'm Super-Pup, and you're Mister Meaner

Still we got the same dream

[BOTH]

To be a couple of leading canines

Like this town's never known

Each with a sidekick dog of our own


We're sidekicks, sidekicks

We're not the chorus but simply a verse

Sidekicks, sidekicks

Together under a curse

Sidekicks, sidekicks

[ITCHY]

We need a doctor!

[KILLER]

No, make that a nurse!

[BOTH]

Sidekicks, sidekicks

Chained up for better or worse


[ITCHY]

It's you and me, brother

[KILLER]

We're stuck with each other

[ITCHY]

Let's show 'em we'll not quite surrender the spotlight

[KILLER]

So what are you saying?

[ITCHY]

I'm no Ed McMahon

[KILLER]

I will play it safer

And be his Paul Shaffer

[ITCHY]

Like Benji and Lassie

[BOTH]

We'll bark out with pride

No more being sidekicks

We won't be denied gigs


No more being kicked to the side

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